How to Irritate the Hell Out of Me

Irritation: Be a software manufacturer (I'm not saying who, specifically, but let's pretend your company's name rhymes with "my-ho-loft") whose "upgrade" has caused my peripheral systems to fail. Then refer me to those manufacturers to work out a solution because you don't feel it's your problem that your monopolistic, substandard operating system change crashed my other hardware. Furthermore, don't give a shit when I tell you that since it was nothing the peripheral companies did that caused their products to fail, they're going to charge me for the solution.

Solution: piss and moan like an impotent eunuch, then bend over and take up the tailpipe before whipping out your debit card and picking up the phone.

Follow up solution: order book on voodoo curses.