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Effortlessly Average

Sort of half-heartedly leading the charge into mediocrity since, oh, let's say around 1987 or so.

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Proof that with internet access and a powerful laxative, even insipid people will blog; the place where your excellence and my mediocrity collide; where my Karma whips ass on your dogma.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

The Dirtiest Things Ever Said On Television

#1: “Those aren’t the kind of balls I’m used to handling.” Spoken by a guest judge – who happens to be a Japanese baseball player – on Iron Chef, when the announcer commented on the fish meatballs one of the chefs was deep frying.

#2: “Don’t you think you were kind of hard on the beaver last night?” Spoken by June Cleaver to her husband, Ward, the morning after he grounded their son.

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