The Dirtiest Things Ever Said On Television

#1: “Those aren’t the kind of balls I’m used to handling.” Spoken by a guest judge – who happens to be a Japanese baseball player – on Iron Chef, when the announcer commented on the fish meatballs one of the chefs was deep frying.

#2: “Don’t you think you were kind of hard on the beaver last night?” Spoken by June Cleaver to her husband, Ward, the morning after he grounded their son.