It's all about me

So I'm sitting here in my newly spotless room and might I say that when I get this pigsty cleaned up it totally rocks as a man's room. Women beware: walking in here may very likely result in an irresistible desire to get naked. At least I can hope.

Now I'm here, wondering what to do for our visit today. And I got nothin'. Dead end. For some reason today my super highway of creativity has run smack dab into the solid wall of... something that prevents creativity. Now how's THAT for an analogy? Take that, actual wordsmiths and others capable of stringing together a coherent sentence. It's probably due to the conspicuous lack of espresso frothed together with 12 ounces of hot milk.

Yeah, I know it's after 10am, but we're not in Italy, so sue me.

So what does one do when the desire for being a witty fucker eludes? Yes folks, that's right, he does a meme. I'll grant you it's not only lazy but overdone and also a little gay, but hey, it beats me rambling on for paragraphs about how little sex I'm getting.

Doing a meme today also allows me to pirate the idea from someone else AND still feel as if I've accomplished something resembling actual work. To my credit though, I did add some questions I just felt like throwing in there. These things can be so mundane without some really juicy tidbits, don't you agree?

Rules are simple in this one. It's just a Yes or No thing. No explanations, no preamble. Just on or off; 1 or 0; black or white. To know more, you gotta comment or email.

1. Over 21? Yes
2. Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes
3. Ever told a lie? Yes
4. Been arrested? Yes
5. Kissed a picture? Yes
6. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
7. Held an actual snake? Yes
8. Ever run a red light? Yes
9. Ever drink and drive? Yes
10. Been suspended from school? Yes
11. Ever been fired from a job? Yes
12. Totaled a car/motorbike in an accident? Yes
13. Sang karaoke? Yes
14. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
15. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
16. Ever gone "under the knife?" Yes
17. Ever laughed until you wet yourself? No (damn, finally a 'no' answer!)
18. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
19. Kissed in the rain? Yes
20. Sang in the shower? Yes
21. Sat on a rooftop? Yes
22. Been to a foreign country in which you didn't speak the language? Yes
23. Thought about your past with regret? Yes
24. Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on? Yes
25. Skinny dipped? Yes
26. Shaved your head? No
27. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
28. Had a gym membership? Yes
29. Been in a band? No
30. Fired a gun? Yes
31. Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Yes
32. Played strip poker? Yes
33. Been to a strip joint? Yes
34. Donated Blood? Yes
35. Liked someone you shouldn't? Yes
36. Have a tattoo? Yes
37. Been to jail? Yes (and why would this one follow the tattoo question?)
38. Have or had any piercings? Yes
39. Made out with a complete stranger? Yes
40. Had a one night stand? Yes
41. Caught someone cheating on you? Yes
42. Felt like dying? Yes
43. Regret any of your ex's? Yes
44. Been to a rodeo? Yes
45. Been to a NASCAR race? No
46. Been in Love? Yes
47. Met a celebrity? Yes
48. Been on TV? Yes
49. Know how to cook? Yes
50. Like motorcycles? Yes!
51. Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc? Yes
52. Slept outdoors? Yes
53. Spent the night in a snow cave? Yes
54. Slept with someone knowing you didn't like them? No
55. Smoked? No
56. Ever done drugs? No
57. Thought you were going to drown? Yes
58. Play an instrument? No
59. Driven cross country? Yes
60. Ever known someone could see you naked, but didn't cover up? Yes

And there you have it. Sixty things you never wanted to know about me. Seems there were a lot of "yes" answers in there. Maybe I'm more experienced than I thought. Or more depraved. Same same.