Born to be Wiii-iiild!

So what does a guy, facing a 3-day weekend...

With no kids to guide into adulthood...

Do with himself?

Not that you perv.

No, he rents one of these*:



Then he drives here:

To watch these



At this event! (what did you think those were? Locusts?)

At said event these guys are playing:

Who go by the name:




Where said guy hopes to maybe run into one some of these:

And really hopes she doesn't look like this in the morning!

I mean, it is Batfest after all.

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And how does a guy who's had a weekend such as this wake up for work Tuesday morning?

• Sore
• Sunburned
• Slightly hungover
• More than slightly tattooed

*No, the spill underneath isn't from the bike; it was there before the bike was.