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Effortlessly Average

Sort of half-heartedly leading the charge into mediocrity since, oh, let's say around 1987 or so.

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Proof that with internet access and a powerful laxative, even insipid people will blog; the place where your excellence and my mediocrity collide; where my Karma whips ass on your dogma.

Friday, August 18, 2006

I Be Trippin'

That's it, I'm outta here.

Well, not really "outta" here, I'm just leaving town.

For a few days.

To go sit naked around a campfire with the entire Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader team. Because that's what you're supposed to do when you go camping; you can look it up. And some of you out there might be saying "I did look it up and it's not true." In which case, well, it may just be me.

At any rate, I won't be around for the next few days. Instead, I'll be lounging by the luke warm, ear infection-causing water trying to beat the 4,000 degree Texas heat, all the time thinking about all of you out there who don't read my blog in the first place and therefore won't miss my not posting till Sunday night. Or Monday. Or whenever I get around to feeling like maybe motivating myself to thinking about posting. I'll miss you all while I'm gone. All four of you.

And I may also be wondering if there are any alligators in that water.

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