Other Things the Road to Hell is Paved With

Asphalt

Gravel

Astroturf

Some kind of genetically modified fiber-reinforced composite, and you just know the Chinese have a hand in that one

Four feet of snow

Pink plastic flamingos and garden gnomes

Passive-aggressive commentary from my former boss intended to be “motivational” but really designed to remind you that the company is always looking to scale back the workforce.

Weekends at work

Political platitudes

The souls of the girls who rejected me in my youth