And Now, We Take You Over to the Peanut Gallery

Say, while I'm working on the post about my upcoming adventure, aka the "thing" I've been mysteriously hinting at, does anyone have any question they'd like to ask ol' EA? Anything at all? The floor is wide open. Feel free to inquire about my person, my family, my sexual proclivities (although I might lie to make them sound more amazing than they are), my trip "inside," my political/religious viewpoints (and oh, there are many), whatever. Here's your chance. Make it good.

**UPDATE**: The trend seems to be about the prison experience. heh. So yeah, feel free to ask anything you want to know about it. I can't absolutely guarantee I'll answer it, but there would be very few things about it that I won't. Let me preemptively answer one question: No Dyck, I was not ass raped. Now ask me if I did some ass raping. heh.