Pigs Don't Sweat
Me: So how was practice, Bud?
FlyBoy: Fine.
Me: Did they work you out hard?
FlyBoy: Yeah.
Me: Did you sweat like a dog?
FlyBoy: Well, no, since dogs don't sweat.
Me [thinking for a moment]: Yeah, I think you're right. Well then, did you sweat like a pig?
Wife: Pigs don't sweat either.
Me: Sure they do. I've heard that idiom my whole life, "sweat like a pig."
Wife: No they don't. Why do you think they roll in the mud? To keep themselves cool.
Me [feeling a little surly]: Well I can always count on you for that.
Wife: For what?
Me: To be sure to point out my mistakes in front of everyone else.
Wife: Well, if you'd stop being wrong...
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